The KeanuPOTD FAQ

Many people have written to me from all around the world, asking many different questions. Here is the club's FAQ page. I hope you enjoy it.

Romeo

Questions regarding Keanu

Are you Keanu?
Do you know Keanu?
Have you ever met Keanu?
Are you a big fan of Keanu?
What was your first Keanu movie?
Why do you like Keanu?
What is Keanu's birth time?
Does Keanu or his agency send you pictures for the club?
Are there any nude pictures of Keanu, do you have them, and will you send them to me?
Where can I find nude pictures of Keanu?
How can I contact Keanu?
Where can I find other people who are as crazy about Keanu as I am?
Where do I send Keanu pictures I've scanned?

Questions regarding Romeo

Who are you?
Where do you live?
What do you do for a living?
Are you female?
Are you gay?
How did you get started doing the picture club?
Why do you keep doing the picture club?
What is the hardest part of running the club?
Where do you get all your pictures?
How many pictures do you have?
What advice do you have for people who want to have a club like this?
How do you pay for the expenses of the club?
What are all of your Keanu sites?
Are you Keanu?

No, I am not Keanu. I am Romeo.

Do you know Keanu?

No. I don't know Keanu.

Have you ever met Keanu?

No, I have never even met Keanu. I've been to several of his Dogstar performances, but that's as close as I've gotten to seeing him in person.

Are you a big fan of Keanu?

Not really. I mean, he's a great guy, I'm sure, but I don't qualify as a Keanu superfan. I didn't get into this because I'm a big Keanu fan.

What was your first Keanu movie?

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, which I thought was excellent!

Why do you like Keanu?

Keanu is keeping it real. He's living his life his way, and I really respect that. I know his profession comes with a lot of baggage, and I think it's great that he's managing it so well.

What is Keanu's birth time?

Sorry, I have no idea. You could look for it in the sites of the Keanu Reeves Ring of Fire webring, of course :-)

Does Keanu or his agency send you pictures for the club?

Nope. I only get pictures from unofficial sources.

Are there any nude pictures of Keanu, do you have them, and will you send them to me?

1) No known "full frontal" pictures of Keanu exist. There are the famous Greg Gorman Detour pictures, in which Greg catches Keanu changing clothes. There is also a scene in Devil's Advocate in which Keanu's pants are removed. There are many FAKE nudes, full frontals, that just aren't Keanu, no matter how many people wish they were!
2) Yes, I have these pictures.
3) I'm sorry, I can not send them to you. Not only would this add to my daily workload, I don't want to be sued by someone's parents for sending something objectionable to a minor.

Where can I find nude pictures of Keanu?

I recommend Merlin's site, KeanuWeb. His "Full Monty" fakes are at: http://www.keanuweb.com/multimedia/fake2.html, and his Devil's Advocate "butt" grabs are at http://www.keanuweb.com/credits/movie.devils_advocate.stills.html. There are lots of other sites as well, I'm sure.

How can I contact Keanu?

Keanu has a stated policy of not responding to any fan mail. If that won't stop you, here is his agency:
3 Arts Entertainment,
Keanu Reeves c/o Erwin Stoff,
9460 Wilshire Boulevard, 7th Floor,
Beverly Hills, CA 90212
(310) 888-3200

Where can I find other people who are as crazy for Keanu as I am?

There are fan clubs. And there is at least one flame-free mailing list discussion group, affectionately known as The Garden. Speak with my friend Tonia about joining.

Where do I send Keanu pictures I've scanned?

If you have scanned a Keanu pic and want to share it with the rest of the club, simple reply to one of the daily picture messages and attach your picture. It will go the right place.

Who are you?

I am a caucasian, 42-year-old man, originally from Seattle. I have a wife, a son, a daughter, and a cat.

Where do you live?

I live in the United States, in New Jersey, which is on the East Coast, in the same time zone as New York City.

What do you do for a living?

I am a software engineer.

Are you female?

No, I am male.

Are you gay?

No, I am heterosexual.

How did you get started doing the picture club?

Originally, it was my wife that got me "into" this Keanu thing. She became infatuated with him several years ago, and we started watching all of his movies on video. She got onto our computer and started meeting all kinds of fellow Keanu fans online, spending endless hours in chats, etc. At first, of course, I was jealous and disconcerted that my wife was so enamored with this Keanu guy. Then I just decided that I couldn't beat her at this, so I had better join her at it instead. She had downloaded a thousand pictures of Keanu from the Internet and saved them on our computer. Her friends wanted to see the pictures, but they didn't want to go to the trouble of going to all the sites she had visited and downloading all the pictures themselves. I developed the idea of a daily picture club as a way to spread the pictures around without deluging our new friends, and without just having to pay for enormous amounts of online disk space for a picture archive. (Little did I know...) Anyway, it all started with the first 30 Keanu pals, and ballooned into what we have today: an international club of over 1600 members.

Why do you keep doing the picture club?

Now that my wife is over Keanu, things have changed. This is a little hobby in which I learn about the Internet, HTML, Javascript, and the like. I enjoy hearing from people in the club, even though I don't always have the time to write back to each contact individually. I like hearing from new members, and finding out what country they're in. People write to me and tell me how the club has helped them through some tough times, and that's a nice feeling. Sometimes I think the club is devoid of meaning, but people let me know otherwise.

What is the hardest part of running the club?

The bounced messages. Everyone signs up for the club, but very few people actually unsubscribe from it on their own. They either cancel their ISP, go on summer vacation for three months (full mailbox), change screennames, block messages with attachments, or in some other way cause the daily message to bounce back to me. This, as you might imagine, gets really frustrating. I try to unsubscribe people as soon as I recognize that they're not responding. It's a manual process that takes time.

Where do you get all your pictures?

I am lucky to have contributors in many countries who scan new pictures of Keanu and send them to me. I surf the web for new Keanu sites, and I check back on old favorites that are known for posting new things.

How many pictures do you have?

Even now, after having sent thousands of Keanu pictures and posted them in the club archive, I still have thousands more unsent pictures of Keanu. He is a *very* photographed man. The trick, for me, is trying to remember which pictures I haven't sent yet. That is getting harder and harder, especially as I transition from one computer to another.

What advice do you have for people who want to have a club like this?

1) Learn HTML. It's easy and important. Don't rely on HTML publishing software.
2) Choose everything carefully. You will have to live with your decisions for a long time. You will not want to change anything later, because people will have bookmarks to it and it will be listed in search engines. Choose your ISP with the long-term possibilities in mind, as well as the high-volume realities.
3) Get 1000 pictures before you even start. If the subject of your club doesn't have 1000 significantly different pictures, you may not have a very interesting club.
4) Be very friendly, positive, and upbeat. This is for your web pages, email messages, everything. Never sound even remotely critical, complaining, or whiny. Don't denigrate anyone or anything, because this will offend many people.
5) Have a thick skin. Some people will write negative messages to you. This is part of the package when it comes to interacting with the whole world on the web. Luckily for me, I haven't had much of a problem.

How do you pay for the expenses of the club?

Out of my pocket :-) I've never expected to turn a profit doing this, and that is simply out of the question. After 5 years of operating the club for free, I tried asking for donations online as a way of covering the growing expenses of the club. That didn't work, so I cut my expenses and started using free services on the web that include advertising.

Where are all these Keanu websites you run, anyway?

I'm glad you asked! Here is the current list of Romeo's Keanu websites. There used to be more, and I will resurrect the others as I can get to it: